jokes to say to your friends
Transmigrated To Another World: General, I'm Not Your White Moonlight
by ColorfulAutumnWind
A scientist, Duan Yixin, transmigrated into another world. She possessed the body of a sixteen-year-old girl but had not inherited any of her memories. With a broken marriage engagement and no money in her hand, she only wants to earn money peacefully. It's a pity that fate always plays tricks on people.When she thought she could finally live peacefully, she discovered that this world was not as simple as she thought. The man she rescued was the notorious ruthless general, and the woman who stol…
Arranged Marriage: To Hear Your Voice
by TheIllusionist
**Mature Content!**"I'm so sorry, Mr. Lawson, you can marry my daughter Marga but Sabrina is an exception.""Why? She's your daughter I thought you and my parents had already arranged this marriage. And I choose Sabrina. I won't marry anyone but Sabrina.""Then why Sabrina?""Let's say that Sabrina and I have a special thing back then," Gabriel said with a little smile. Ferdinand frowned and was curious. "Well, she might deny it."Sabrina Mondragon Alvarez – is a mute rich woman. She's an introvert …
Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
by Cabbage, cabbage, ah
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System.Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences.But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy!Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain...Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence.Before he knew it, his works became popul…
The Villianess story: A 100 ways to kill your husband
by jodiekesh27
"Are you not scared it might be poisoned?" Abrielle's asked Cedric who drank the wine without hesitation. Cedric leaned closer to her with his head crooked on her neck, his warm intoxicating breath trickling on her skin. His hoarse voice came out lightly. "If the poison is given by my wife, I will drink it without hesitation. It will be an honour to die in your hands." Abrielle's mouth fell agape, stunned by his words. What was wrong with his head? Cedric then bit the tip of her ear to…
How to Raise Your Regressor
by Anit666
A Professional Transmigrator meets a newbie Regressor.❄️❄️❄️He lived an average, fulfilling life and died of old age. The next moment, he opened his eyes as the Princess of Asmaria.While looking forward to his new life, he died again.And so began his 151,897,914th life as Samur Eckart.Samur is a Professional Transmigrator- or so he says, as he gets transmigrated into a new world every time he dies.However, each time, his memories return only moments before his death. If he successfully survives,…
Your Turn to Chase Me, Reborn For Revenge
by xAlexiax
April Jones was submissive and weak, she gave in to her stepmother and stepsisters every whim. Her father was busy with the business and had no time for her. They took everything from her even her life. She died a horrifying death, now reborn she plans to change her fate and take back all she had lost.Dean Davis is a notorious CEO he built his business from he was young withhis own blood and sweat. His vicious uncle sent some thugs to deal with him one night, that same night he met his angel Apr…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
To change your destiny and mine. (BL)
by KazTheWriter
[BL] Zak, a 22-year-old college student who loved reading fantasy fiction, had a particular favorite novel: "Destiny awaits you." Its mind-bending twists and heart-wrenching ending left him angry, seeking the author for answers. As he closed the book, his heart throbbed, plunging him into darkness.The next moment he opened his eyes, he was greeted by an unfamiliar surrounding, along with an unfamiliar body. He already had a feeling he knew what was happening but he had to run to a mirror and con…
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…
I Just Called To Say I Love You
by Shining
"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…
Alpha, Say My Name
by carmyko
He was the feral Alpha King buried beneath the mountain. She was the cursed girl they offered to him as sacrifice to end the famine plaguing their lands.Ruvan, the first Alpha. Imprisoned, driven to utter madness, and starved of power.Solenne, the packless she-wolf rumored to be cursed and bring misfortune to all who cross paths with her.With the power of cursed speech, she is able to kill and bend the world to her will with only one word. To avoid hurting others, she hasn't spoken a single syll…
How to Survive Your Mate's Rejection
by FluffyFatCat
Noah Cheong, a naïve hybrid of werewolf and human, disguises himself in the human world as a normal pastry chef. One day, his ordinary life turns upside-down, after he finds out that his mate is the future Alpha of Silvermoon pack, the strongest pack in New York City. Disgusted by his mate, the notorious fighter and womanizer, Drake Silvermoon, rejected Noah firsthand, which may cost Noah his life. Noah’s main goal to survive the rejection is by performing the rite of rejection, which must be le…
It’s Your Turn To Cry and Beg, Dear Uncle
by Kiiara
The Synders and Thornes had always been the closest of friends. So when Kyra Thorne and James Synders both lost their parents in an accident, twenty-year-old James swore to protect ten-year-old Kyra as though he were her uncle.Twelve years later, Kyra had not only blossomed into a beautiful woman, but she also could no longer ignore the feelings she’d developed for James at nineteen. After three years of struggling to suppress them, she was finally ready to confess.However, what Kyra didn’t know…
Can We Say No to Divorce?
by Lazy Color
Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…
To Color Your Life
by Anya_Nesh
"If you are so worried about my fate, I will marry the first man I meet!" Emily hung up and muted the phone. The conversation with her grandmother was over. She turned around and bumped into the man behind her."I agree!" the stranger declared with a joyous smile."What do you agree to?" she did not understand.“What do you mean, what? If I understood everything correctly, you just promised your grandma that you would marry the first person you meet. And, I guess, that first person you meet happens…
Mr. Nian, Your Wife Refuses To Be The Substitute
by Miao Che
A mysterious car accident caused her to be bedridden for three years.After Ning Qing woke up, she learned two things.One was that her elder twin sister had died in a car accident three years ago.The other was that she had already married someone. Her husband was Nian Lie, the eldest son of the Yan family who owned the biggest conglomerate in Yan City.He treated her as a substitute for her elder sister. While he put her through torture, he would tell her that he loved her with reddened eyes.Initi…
As the Wind Blows Your Scent to Me
by hansora
[COMPLETED]"Meow~ Meow~"The orange tabby cat sneaked out of the house, bringing back with it a little girl to resurrect the faint link between two people who had just crossed paths together once.Three years ago, Kato Himari was forced to end her first love in order to cherish herself more. In the early moments she faced her own heartbreak, she met him in a series of strange events.At the same time, Hayashi Kazuya was compelled to assume a crucial role after tragic events kept on befalling his lo…
For Nagas: How to Survive Your Dungeon! (BL)
by doravg
Updates @ 13:00 (+8 GMT)Naga can be many things. Yet, none had ever been a dungeon core. Chavu is one, after two hundred years of service to the old one, which was smashed as he napped in his pond cavern. Marcellus greets him with a bloody sandal, yet, Chavu has never felt too much fear of anything. Well, maybe of flutes, but that is a perfectly reasonable fear.Together with a gnomic colony, and a prince who doesn’t quite know what he is doing, Chavu will take up the system, or, the snappy aunti…
Time Travel to Become Your Sweetheart
by Siyelian
Jane Green, a world-famous jewelry chief designer woke up and found she had become the heroine in a novel she was reading. With the exact same name as that designer, the former heroine couldn't be more regular. She had a great husband and a five-year-old son, but was stupid enough to be set up. She was caught in bed with someone else, spat on and died a miserable death